As if you didn't expect it. We were all holding our breath. why you ask? could it be the never-coming to work? could it be...every excuse in the book in the course of one month? or could it be the invitation floating around for the sex party. Let me tell you a little ditty about "slumber parties". You've probably heard of them. But if you haven't, you're missing out. We don't even know where to start. Basicially Tippy Toe was selling toys...erotic toys to everyone she came in contact with in the form of parties. It was fine until, the slumber parties met our office. Just think about Tippy Toe bringing a catalogue of all the merchandise and talking about which ones are her and oliver twist's favorites. gross. She sent around a flyer advertising her business and how she was going to have a party (1 martini max per person) at her parents' house while they were out of town. What are we in middle school? She told us to pass it around the office to our single friends in the office....Instead we passed it around to our middle-aged married friends in the office. Who were delight at the invitation: "am im really invited?" Now, I do NOT want to hear about their sex lives, i dont care whehter theyre single, married, straight, mixed. or fat. Let's keep it professional please! We do not know why she got the boot, but I think we have a hunch!
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I personally, would like to see stealth photos taken of tippy toe and company... i need a face to put to the name.
or, at the very least, your artistic interpretations of mork.
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