Tuesday, March 18, 2008

The aftermath of the Cheaters Stabbing

After Mr. Greco got stabbed while on the scene of Cheaters, Cheaters producers decided to 're-assign'
Mr. Greco to a new job....."the assistant"

Here's how it went down:

1st day on the job. Joey is assigned to write a letter on behalf of his superior, Mayer.


Mayer: Greco! get in here! I need you to send a letter to the client informing him of late notice of cancellation due to nonpayment.

Greco: Sir, I have a couple of questions, would you like that double spaced?

Mayer: uhhh...let's stick with single spaced

Greco: font size 12?

Mayer: welp--

Greco: Would you like Times New Roman?

Greco: Comic Sans?

Greco: Ariel?

Mayer: Damnit Greco! just do it. Answer that damn phone!

Greco: ehhem, good afternoon you've reached Joey Greco. How can we assist you? uhuh......well sure he's right here. But first, I have footage of him
stocking up candy in his office, and then inviting young girls from the office in there for some treats...Would you like to confront him? Sure hold on, (to Mayer) "it's Mrs. Mayer for you"

Mayer is speechless

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