ocean city

So Mork and the shuttle driver, Wilford decide to take the van to ocean city. Wilford is shirtless but hes still wearing the hat. Mork is in the passenger seat strumming on a banjo. Greco sits patiently in the back. The van pulls up on the boardwalk, where they drop off a couple of teenagers. they drop them off and then drive the van over onto the beach and open up the doors. Only the trap door gets stuck, so Mork starts singing hey guys, let’s let “my love open the door haha” The door bursts open and the gang carries out a boombox and a keg like theyre trying to have a party. mork sets up some umbrellas...
joey greco is on the beach assisting Mork in a black suit.

Mork: please go get me some smoothies from tiki sunrise

Greco: (w/ a pad and pen) "what flavors would you like?"

Mork: I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT!

Greco: would you like a bendy straw? how about a twisty straw? perhaps one with a spoon on

the end?
Mork grabs him by the collar of his shirt and is like

Mork: just get me a mango smoothie!

Greco(sweating now): ....just mango?
Greco comes back with smoothies and some wrappers and they lie on the beach in their towels. Greco is in a towel over his suit.

Mork is standing over greco sucking back a gatorade like napoleon dynamite and he wipes off his mouth and says: can I ask you a question?
Greco says "I believe you just did..."

mork- "...what are you trying to say?"

greco- "you asked if you could ask me a question..."

mork- "yeah, can i?"

greco- "is that the question?"

mork- "is what the question?"

greco- "can you ask me a question?"

mork- "didn't i already ask you that?"

greco- "is that the question you're asking?"

mork- "is what the question? to be or not to be?"
mork just gives up and sighs: just get me a bull on the beach and some thrashers...
later they go on that slingshot thing in Ocean City and are like Whooooooaaaa! they hit up the amusement park. Late in the afternoon they go to the parrot bar across from Ocean Gallery. the shuttle driver wants to go to the ocean gallery and look at frames but Mork wants to go drink and talk to the parrots and go in the scuzzy hot tub. Wilford goes on his separate way. Greco follows Mork. When they go to the scuzzy hot tubs, they find none other than Mayer with his hairy chest all exposed and arms spread against the wall of the hot tub, who happens to be chatting up some high school girls on their senior week.

Mayer: “So, I don’t know if I told you ladies I’m a thespian..” all the girls get up and run away. as Mork and Greco hop into the hot tub including Greco in his suit.
Mayer is already drunk and says: "hey Joey, why are you always wearing that suit? what are you hiding under there?" and he tries to rip his suit jacket off.

Greco: I’m a professional. I have to wear this suit at all times.

Mork: Even in the hot tub? Come on, look at all these babes! theyre gonna think youre a LOSER!
Mork puts his tenny pumps back on and runs off for a minute. While Mayer is like molesting Greco to take his suit off, Mork comes back w/ the parrot that he stole. The parrot is not too happy about this so hes jumping and clawing Mork's back and squawking
Mork: “ahhhh! god damnit! get it off of me!”

Greco gets out of the hot tub and helplessly tries to assist him
Greco tries to swat the bird away with a hankey while Mork is screaming and Mayer’s just sitting there.
Greco: can I get a hand?"
and Mayer starts clapping

Minutes later Mork is all bandaged up from the bird attack when
greco realizes: "wait a minute...wheres wilford?
Mork: forget that fat bastard! he ditched us! for picture frames! Lets go get our Seacrets on.
Mork texts Wilford to meet them as Seacrets.

3 hours later….

It starts to rain at Seacrets and the Wilford brings the car around and complains "One of my headlights is busted..."

mork just busts out: "we can drive home...with one headlighhhhttt"

Mayer: Oh yeah, wasn't that song on the soundtrack to Godzilla? you know, with Jeff Goldblum?
Remember the video? theyre like playing in an old building and its raining outside. the jeff goldblum is outside with godzilla. i think at one point the godzilla might look in the building at the band. and if he doesnt he really should

Mork: yeah!! and in the video the dinosaur bites through the building?

Greco: actually, I think the dinosaur in the wallflowers video, is just looking into the building at the band.

Mork: "no, he looks in the building! he looks right at them! then he almost steps on jeff goldblum! I’m telling you, it happens!"

Wilford interrupts: No no you're all wrong... you're thinking of two of the ugliest dudes ever doing a duet for spiderman 2. What was that video called? who was the other singer for that video? nickelback and........?

Mork hisses: Sssaliva. check this out!
Mork starts belting out really slowly the beginning of that song "Hero" from Spiderman 2:

I am so high..........., I can hear heaven.I am so high....., I can hear heaven.Oh but heaven, no heaven don't hear me.

Mork and Wilford Together: And they say that a hero could save us. I'm not gonna stand here and wait. I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles. Watch as we all fly away.......

Wilford: hey I was at the movies the other day seeing that new Will Smith joint, and there was this commercial for the Army National guard. Have you guys seen this stuff?

Greco: you're referring to 3 doors down, "Citizen Soldier." I wikipedia-ed it. Have you seen it, Mork?

Wilford starts singing "Cherry Cola" by Savage Garden.
Greco is taking notes furiously on everything going on...

Maybe next time we'll just bring Jock Jams...

With Love,

~Cook my Glove...