Sprayed S***

um I believe someone left their hair on the floor in the bathroom. I just walked in there and it looked like an old western movie where the tumbleweed is rolling by in the wind. Nassssty. There are three stalls in this *brand new* bathroom, we will refer to them as toilet #1, toilet #2, and toilet #3. Toilet #1 is known for being sprayed with shit, both the bowl and the seat. Toilet #2 never has toilet paper, except for that time someone shoved the roll in the tampon disposal. Last, but certainly not least, toilet #3 has an unknown entity floating in it, which looked like a giant skin flake.

People can't even put the toilet paper on the roll. Someone actually put it on the hook on the back of the door in one of the stalls. Of course this was the stall I ended up in, but did not discover the whereabouts of said toilet paper until I shut the door and it came crashing down and rolled out to the sink. Upon exiting the stall, a fellow co-worker entered the bathroom and questioned the toilet paper rolled out across the floor. I do not know co-worker, I do not know.

On a seperate occasion,I walked into the stall and saw fucking shit on the seat and basically ran back out. This is a pretty nice place, you'd think the people here would be capable of using a toilet. On top of that, the bathrooms are locked so only people with keys can access them. Somebody working around here needs a diaper, and I intend to find out who.

Apparently, there needs to be some rules and regulations established for this new bathroom. Stay tuned for bathroom rules, posted by office security.