"Mork and Brimley"featuring Mork and the shuttle driver, Wilford.
Today is the worst day of my life (worse than the day before) im soaked! the dang van totally blew me off. i was just parking and he ZOOMED past me! the one day i want a ride....lol he waits at the front of your car for you to park and when he sees that youre ready to emerge from your vehicle that's his que to ZOOM off. he rolls the window down and rips off his furry mountain-man hat and twists it around his head like a helicopter (with Petey Pablo in the background) while mork with a backwards visor hangs out the passenger window with a big sign that reads: "SIKE!" then they turn to each other and high-five. Centaur is laughing it up in the back seat. and centaurs in the back like "omg that was sooo funny!" and they toss her a steak. Then they open up the trap door and Centaur tosses the steak where it hits one of us in the face. The van circles back around doing donuts in the parking lot and stops just short of hitting us where mork is like "thats what im talkin about". The Shuttle van once again speeds away splashing us with mud. then theyre all laughing in the van as it speeds off. meanwhile we're trudging through the river with all our bags and cheap ass umbrellas that are about to get ripped from our hands by the wind. we finally make it into the building and we see centaur sitting there. she sees our soaked clothes and says "omg did you guys get wet?"
meanwhile as I enter the kitchen to put my lunch away, 'mansweater' and 'miniskirt' w/ a wrestling shirt look up from their french toast and give us a dirty look in the kitchen and miniskirt says "come on kris, lets go somewhere more private" they get up and leave. The Downer is at the far end table reading a book. She also gives us a dirty and leaves because we turned on FX. She can't handle that and read a book. The Downer is pissed so she goes down to her hole which is "so hot down there because of all those computers..." as she turns to leave....she falls and she can't get up. She starts whimpering and bitching that she somehow again broker her back. her neck and her back. (She must have sensed that our day was worse than hers)
Today is the worst day of my life (worse than the day before) im soaked! the dang van totally blew me off. i was just parking and he ZOOMED past me! the one day i want a ride....lol he waits at the front of your car for you to park and when he sees that youre ready to emerge from your vehicle that's his que to ZOOM off. he rolls the window down and rips off his furry mountain-man hat and twists it around his head like a helicopter (with Petey Pablo in the background) while mork with a backwards visor hangs out the passenger window with a big sign that reads: "SIKE!" then they turn to each other and high-five. Centaur is laughing it up in the back seat. and centaurs in the back like "omg that was sooo funny!" and they toss her a steak. Then they open up the trap door and Centaur tosses the steak where it hits one of us in the face. The van circles back around doing donuts in the parking lot and stops just short of hitting us where mork is like "thats what im talkin about". The Shuttle van once again speeds away splashing us with mud. then theyre all laughing in the van as it speeds off. meanwhile we're trudging through the river with all our bags and cheap ass umbrellas that are about to get ripped from our hands by the wind. we finally make it into the building and we see centaur sitting there. she sees our soaked clothes and says "omg did you guys get wet?"
meanwhile as I enter the kitchen to put my lunch away, 'mansweater' and 'miniskirt' w/ a wrestling shirt look up from their french toast and give us a dirty look in the kitchen and miniskirt says "come on kris, lets go somewhere more private" they get up and leave. The Downer is at the far end table reading a book. She also gives us a dirty and leaves because we turned on FX. She can't handle that and read a book. The Downer is pissed so she goes down to her hole which is "so hot down there because of all those computers..." as she turns to leave....she falls and she can't get up. She starts whimpering and bitching that she somehow again broker her back. her neck and her back. (She must have sensed that our day was worse than hers)
